Just before going to bed I took some precautions to prevent any escape attempts:
"Well it's Thanksgiving Eve and I simply cannot
afford to take any more chances with items or turkeys coming up
missing. I need to get to the bottom of this situation and find out who
has been helping Mr. Turkey. Therefore I have set up a barricade
at the front gate and a security camera pointed directly at the Turkey
pen. If anything else goes missing this time I'm gonna catch the
culprit in the act! I also stationed my brigade of Helper Owls around
the perimeter of the farm to serve as lookouts. Your days are numbered,
Mr. Turkey! I don't care how smart you think you are, your goose is
cooked now!"
I am terribly disappointed in you for using Helper Owls to guard one of their own-another foul. For shame, and how silly! ;)
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