Later that morning I awoke to find my front gate barricade had been compromised, and that my turkey had indeed somehow escaped!:
"OMG, I didn't want to believe it, but it's true! Mr. Turkey is gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey a la King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE!"
OMG, he speaks Spanish! Hmmm....
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