"Mr. Turkey is at it again. Lice Leaps? WTH? That's gross! I don't wanna eat no lice-infested turkey! Oh wait... bet that's what he wants me to think... Turkey reverse-psychology! I ain't fallin' for it!"
Then Cathy Perry then found my BBQ grill.
Subsequently the turkey changed his message yet again:
"Another odd message. Each different, but using the same letters. Cathy thinks it may be an anagram!"