“People generally see what they look for, and hear what they listen for.”
― Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird
There I was with my bottle of tequila, dancing and celebrating the latest triumph achieved by my awesome co-op! We had just taken down yet another town! The sweet tastes of victory and tequila flooded my mouth hole.
When all of a sudden a pop-up appeared before me. Zynga was rolling out their latest quest, and it appeared to be something that I needed to build. Something about feeding mockingbirds, I think? It was hard to tell because I had imbibed so much tequila by this point I was fully inebriated and seeing double!
Yup, I got it built and it appeared to be a mockingbird feeder. Apparently Zynga thinks that mockingbirds like to drink nectar, but those boneheads got it wrong yet again! Everyone knows that mockingbirds prefer tequila. There is even a famous book written about it called, Tequila Mockingbird! Stupid Zynga!
Therefore I modified my mockingbird feeder to dispense tequila instead of nectar. The mockingbirds really seemed to be loving this! Look at them go after it!