The world famous Turkey Trubl Co-Op still has a few more membership positions available for serious and dedicated co-oppers who wish to join.
This is fantastic news for you, as a trusted team of highly intelligent scientists informed me that the rare opportunity to join the most exclusive and elite co-op in the world may only come along once in the average person's lifetime!
|Scientific fact: Wearing a lab coat and/or glasses makes you look smarter|
I should mention it has been brought to my attention that our previous Turkey Trubl Co-Op Membership Questionnaire may have been a little bit too difficult.
|This is how most people felt while trying to complete our previous questionnaire|
Many applicants were put off by the interminable series of bizarre and seemingly irrelevant personal questions. Other potentials informed me they took exception to our mandatory requirement that they name their first-born child "Turkey Trubl, Jr." While still others objected to the part about having to donate all their worldly possessions to the Turkey Trubl Co-Op, abandon their families, and permanently relocate to live and work with us at our agricultural compound in Choostown, Guyana.
|Aerial view of Choostown agricultural compound. We don't serve Kool-Aid, but we have plenty of coffee and beer.|
Hey, it's ok, I understand. It's a big commitment.
Therefore I have created a new Turkey Trubl Co-Op Membership Questionnaire which features considerably less questions and no wrong answers. So now there's no excuse not to join us!
See ya 'round the compound!