Gah! Chinchilla races are here! Dang nabbit. Zynga didn't listen to me. They NEVER listen! Why, Zynga, why? I tried to stop them, friends, I truly did! But alas, I failed. I am so sorry.
I guess I should start at the beginning...
Back in January a friend of mine posted that he anticipated Chinchilla races would be coming to FV2 soon. We got to talking about how sick and tired we all were of all these silly animal races. Always the same old thing with Zynga; couldn't they come up with something new for a change?
Well, being the thoughtful gentleman I am, I decided to try and help Zynga out, so I came up with a few alternatives to chinchilla racing for them. I even created graphic mock-ups for each of my ideas to help Zynga visualize my brilliant concepts.
I mailed several letters to Zynga outlining my ideas for them, and urging them to pick one to use instead of stupid chinchilla racing.
Copies of our correspondence follows:
My first letter:
My second letter:
My third letter:
My final letter:
Zynga's final reply:
Oh well, I tried my best, but those folks over at Zynga are clearly quite stubborn and set in their ways. Sorry, again. Enjoy the chinchilla races, friends!
"Tell about how we gonna live on the fatta the lan’ and have chinchillas, Choo!
Tell about how I get to tend the chinchillas and have chinchilla races!"