7. As a member of the Turkey Trubl co-op, you will be expected to perform certain extracurricular duties to undermine the success of enemy co-ops as necessary to ensure our continued domination. Please indicate which of the following tasks best matches your area of expertise:
A. Reconnaissance and Espionage (spying on enemy co-ops, tracking their progress, stealing their trade secrets, etc.)
B. Disinformation and Propaganda (tricking enemy co-ops into thinking we're going to "zig" when we actually intend to "zag.")
C. Sabotage, Demolition and Mayhem (blowing up enemy co-op water towers and crafting buildings with explosives, salting their fields, slashing their co-op truck's tires or cutting its brake lines, etc.)
D. Hostile Takeovers (infiltrating enemy co-ops, staging coup d'é-tats, overthrowing co-op leaders in order to dismantle their co-ops from within, thereby eliminating our competition.)
E. I am not doing any of that stuff! Seriously, what is wrong with you people?
