You're My Wonder Well

My band, Chooasis, and I wrote a song that you can sing along to while you build and use your Wonder Well!  The song is creatively entitled, "Wonder Well," and here are the lyrics: 

(Sung to the tune of "Wonder Wall" by Oasis)

Today is gonna be the day
That I'm gonna build my Wonder Well

By now I should've somehow
Realized it's gonna be swell

I don't believe that anybody
Loves this game as much as I do now

Chiogga Beet, the word is on the street
 

That the fire in my kiln is out

I'm sure you thought that it would last
But my well timer's running down

I don't believe that anybody feels
The pressure to plant that I do now

And all the crops I planted are now growing

And soon I'll get to reap what I've been sowing

There are many things that I would 

Like to grow for you
But I'm out of plots

Because water
Is what we all need to grow things
And I think you're swell
You're my Wonder Well

Today was gonna be the day
That I showed up to work early

By now my boss somehow
Realized I'm on a farming spree

 

I don't believe that anybody
Has as much corn as I do now

And all the farmhands I sacrificed for power

Allowed me to craft forty-two tons of flour

Which I then used to craft a big old truckload of dough

But I don't know why

I said water
Is what we all need to grow things
And I think you're swell
You're my Wonder Well

I said water
Is what we all need to grow things
And I think you're swell
You're my Wonder Well

I said water
Is what we all need to grow things
Is what we all need to grow things
Is what we all need to grow things

Head Above Water

Just trying to keep my head above water here at the farm with about eight hours left to go in Free Water Day.  Having a lot of fun with all the water and I hope you all are too.  Just had a few random thoughts to share in follow up to my previous post, Free Water Day Redux.


SPRINKLERS
I seriously underestimated how useful sprinklers would be.  I had a few out when they were first introduced, but people kept clicking on them.  It irked me so much that I stored them away and never pulled them out again.  Even when the "sprinkler trick" was en vogue I stubbornly refused to pull them out.

But all this back and forth running from my crops to my water tower during Free Water Day just pushed me over the edge.  So I pulled out the dusty old sprinklers and wow, what an idiot I feel like now for not doing so sooner.

These things can not only water nine crops or four fields at a time without your avatar having to move a muscle, it will even allow you to harvest your water tower from wherever you're standing!

This is my new favorite pop-up screen in the game:

These sprinklers have been a godsend for my Free Water Day experience.  Really makes it so fast and easy to water everything.


PLOTS
I think maxing out my plots was not the smartest idea.  There are just too many, and it makes things a bit difficult to manage.  Plus I don't have enough sprinklers to cover them all.

Here's a snapshot of my farm at the moment:

The unsprinklered plots are just taking up space, as I'm not even using them.  I'm afraid to delete them just yet though because I haven't finished processing my overnight visitors and some of them may have expended visit energies on plots that would otherwise be wasted if I were to delete them in the interim.  Curse my miserly ways!


FERTILIZER
My Arabian Horse Brigade out front has been performing spectacularly, keeping my fertilizer coffers overflowing.  I can't thank my visiting neighbors enough either for keeping them well fed for me.  I truly have the best bunch of neighbors ever.  

It's amazing how fast you can run out of fertilizer on Free Water Day.  Going in, you have this naive notion that 100 fertilizer is going to last awhile, but then you're shocked to find that its gone in the blink of an eye.  

I decided to change up my strategy early on, fertilizing only the crops planted in fields and leaving the individual plots unfertilized.  So far, so good.

The fertilizer plane was a pretty good time saver as I suspected; not as good as the sprinklers, but decent.  However, my fuel supply did not last long, so I'm back to fertilizing manually now.  


BEE BOX
If your bee box is driving you insane, you can simply ignore it, or you can temporarily store it in your inventory during Free Water Day.  It's not like you're low on honey or anything, right?

 
NEW GRAPHICS
I made a new Happy Free Water Day graphic for my farm buddies who own New Hampshire chickens, like Holly and Skulletta.  

Feel free to grab a copy for yourself or share it around if you want.

I also made this handy, dandy Free Water Day Crafting cheat sheet which you may also feel free to download, use and share:

THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY
From the Zynga Player Forums... this looks... familiar.  Better poetry than mine though.   Kudos!  :)

Free Water Day Redux

As you probably know by now, unless you've been living under a rock, a second Free Water Day event is coming to FarmVille 2 on June 9th, 2014.  

As a veteran of the first Free Water Day, I figured I might have some tips that may help newer players get the most out of their first Free Water Day experience.  

I share those tips with you now.

WHAT IS FREE WATER DAY?

If you're not familiar with what Free Water Day is all about, you'll be pleased to learn that it's pretty self-explanatory.  For a period of 24 hours (this is the day part) you will be granted access to all the water you want (this is the water part), and it won't cost you any coins, farm bucks or friend requests (this is the free part).  ---> Free Water Day!

If it's anything like the first Free Water Day, your wells (or water tower) will be overflowing the whole time without running dry or having to recharge.  You will be able to go back to these water sources again and again to replenish your active water supply, and you will be able to use same to water all of your trees, all of your crops and even for crafting recipes where water is an ingredient!

This day will probably be the most fun and exciting day you will ever have playing FarmVille 2, and the day afterwards, when all the water has all run dry, will be your saddest.  But let's not dwell on that right now.  Let's find out how to make the best of our free water supply while it lasts!

Between now and June 9 there are many things you could be doing to prepare yourself for Free Water Day.

TREES, CROPS AND PIGS

When people hear about Free Water Day, the first thing they usually think about is all the one or two minute crops they can grow and stock up on.  In the excitement of pondering such an appealing notion, it is easy to lose sight of all the amazing crafting opportunities that are also afforded to us by Free Water Day.  You do not want to miss this wonderful chance to stock up on craft recipes where water is one of the ingredients, so we'll talk about that first.
 
To prepare yourself, the first thing you want to do is stock up on lots of lemons and limes.

This is so that on Free Water Day you can crafts lots and lots of lemon water and lime water! 

You also may want to stock up on apples and wood.

This will enable you to craft lots of apple juice and lye on Free Water Day!

As for crops, you will want to immediately start growing as many onions and as much wheat as possible.

This will allow you to craft as much broth and dough on Free Water Day as your power supply will allow!  (Protip: Craft all your wheat into flour now so you are ready for Free Water Day!)

Last but not least, if you have any desire to craft lots and lots of pottery slips in your Crafting Kiln, Free Water Day will present a great opportunity for you to do that as well.  

 
But first you're going to need to harvest lots and lots of mud!

 
That should cover the basic water-based recipes you will want to focus on.  There are a few other water-based recipes for farmers who have purchased crop packets (e.g., Purple Dragon Carrot smoothies) and for high level farmers who have unlocked things such as the tea plant, the coffee tree and the pink rose.

Therefore, if you've stocked up a good supply of tea leaves, coffee beans and pink roses, you may wish to craft lots of Turkish Tea, Espresso and Pink Rose Water on Free Water Day.

Don't forget: Every recipe above which features a tree-based fruit ingredient also has an heirloom counterpart!

CRAFTING POWER

At this point you're probably thinking to yourself, "Holy crap, I'm gonna need a ton of power to craft all these mother loving recipes on Free Water Day!" 

You are correct to think this, so score yourself two bonus points.

Power maximization, optimization, utilization and management are all big words with which you should familiarize yourself.  Here are some power tips to help make your Free Water Day crafting dreams a reality:

GET A WINDMILL
If you are level 35 or above, you can opt to purchase a level 1 Windmill from the Big Harvest upgrade menu. 

I recommend that you do so, and then upgrade it as far as you are able.  You receive +10 bonus power per harvest from the initial level 1 Windmill, and then +5 additional bonus power per harvest for each successive level upgrade thereafter.   

RESERVE POWER 
Another good idea is to avail yourself of any opportunities to store extra power in your inventory that you can use on Free Water Day.

You can store up to 30 individual powers, plus up to 100 each Power 5 Packs and Power 10 Packs.  You can earn Power Packs from certain quests, watching certain pop-up advertisements while playing the game and also from taking certain surveys offered by Zynga (Find these at Zynga's FarmVille 2 Facebook page, blog and Twitter).  Check your inventory, you may already have several on hand of which you were not aware!  What a lovely surprise.

FARMHANDS AS POWER TOOLS
Another untapped power source that may not have crossed your mind is farmhands.  If it did cross your mind, then please forgive my hypothetical presumptuousness.  Otherwise, read on...

You know those cute little people sitting on your hay bales out front that you usually use to water or speed grow your crops?  Well those are your farmhands, and on Free Water Day you're not going to need their help watering any crops; and if you're just going to be growing one or two minute crops, you certainly won't need them to speed grow anything.  So what can you do with them?  Well you can ruthlessly murder them in exchange for free power, that's what!

To do so, all you need to do is pick them up one by one and sacrifice them to the Cornfish God by dropping them directly into your oven through the chimney of your Crafting Kitchen.

This will burn each farmhand alive, earning you sacrificial remuneration in the form of 5 power for each of their otherwise worthless souls.

Isn't this painful for the farmhand?  Hell yes it is, but they are happy to do it.  Go figure!  Zealots. 

Anyway, if you have eight hay bales, that's 40 extra crafting power you can squeeze out of your farmhands each eight hours. If you can time it so they show up at your farm three separate times during Free Water Day, that gives you access to an extra 120 crafting power, which is nothing to sneeze at.



CRAFT WISELY, MY FRIEND

One final word on power management strategy:  Although you may be tempted to craft lots of lemon water, lime water, pottery slips and other things that consume a single drop of water, consider avoiding those recipes and focusing instead on those which require multiple drops of water, such as broth, dough and rose water.  While your water supply will be unlimited, your power supply will not, so these recipes will give you the most bang for your crafting power buck on Free Water Day.  

ANIMALS & FERTILIZER

You will have to decide for yourself if you will fertilize your crops on Free Water Day.  I will be doing so and I would suggest that you do as well.  But again, it's entirely up to you.

DOUBLE DOWN
Some people say "Oh I don't care about the County Fair, so I don't need to fertilize my crops."  That's fine, but these people may be overlooking the fact that fertilizer not only gives you a chance at a prized crop for the County Fair, but it also doubles your crop yield.  So, for every fertilized crop you harvest, you will receive two goods instead of just the one you would have received without fertilizer.

Yes, you read that correctly.  For every tomato you plant, water and fertilize, you will harvest two tomatoes!  Since two is better than one, it makes sense to fertilize your crops to get the most bang for your buck.

Remember, you have unlimited water on Free Water Day, but you do not have unlimited time.  You want to stock up on as many crops as you can grow and harvest in the time allotted before you either pass out from exhaustion or Free Water Day ends, whichever comes first.  Therefore, fertilizer is your best bet to maximize your crop yield during the limited time that free water is available to you. 

MASTER FASTER

Another thing to consider is that harvesting fertilized crops grants you more Mastery Points than harvesting unfertilized ones.  So if you're looking to finally earn that very elusive and long sought after blue ribbon in crops such as radishes, then fertilizing your radish crops will help you get there quicker.

Now that we've settled the question of how useful fertilizer can be on Free Water Day, we come to the sobering realization that we are going to need a LOT of fertilizer.  We're talking tons and tons of it!

So we need to decide now which animal will give us the most fertilizer.  Some people will tell you to get buffalo, while others express a great fondness for their Gold-Laced Cochins, and those who are lucky enough to own limited edition New Hampshire chickens swear by those.

But I don't have any of those fancy NH chickens, the buffalo doesn't drop enough fertilizer to make me happy, and Cochin fertilizer drops are not very consistent; so for my money the Black Arabian Horse is the best bet.  

These babies guarantee you four fertilizer per feeding and help fill up your fertilizer bin pretty darn swiftly as well.  You can't feed them as often as a buffalo or chicken, but if you stock up on Super Feed and also ask your neighbors to feed them when they visit, this shouldn't be an issue.  

SUPER FEED IS SUPER

Speaking of Super Feed, you can only make up to five of them each eight hours, so you had better get started on that right away!

You may have already noticed that Super Feed is not quite the same as the old Speed Feed was, despite the fact that they mistakenly use the terms interchangeably in the guide I've linked to above.

Feeding an animal the new Super Feed is different and awesome because it triples the animal's resource output!  Therefore, Super Feeding your Black Arabians will give you twelve fertilizers instead of the usual four!

So, needless to say, my advice is tell all your animals who are not Black Arabian Horses to take a hike.  They won't be happy about it, but screw 'em.  It's your farm.

When they're all gone, replace those useless old animals with your beautiful brand new Black Arabian Horses! 

GET THE MESSAGE?
It is imperative that you alert your neighbors to the fact that you want your horses fed when they visit you on Free Water Day.  

There are several methods you can employ to accomplish this, such as posting a nice Facebook message politely specifying what you wish your neighbors to do, renaming your farm to something like "FEED HORSES," or using the sign you earned during the Bake Sale quest for same, should you happen to have one.

Just keep in mind that most of your visitors will completely ignore these messages and signs and just harvest your tomatoes instead.

Try to refrain from yanking clumps of your own hair out in frustration and just roll with it.  You'll have plenty of time to plot your revenge later. 


RAKING IT IN

Feeding all those hungry horses repeatedly on Free Water Day will inevitably result in many trips to the fertilizer bin.  Therefore you're going to want to craft a full supply of fertilizer rakes long before the event begins so you can save your crafting power for water-based recipes.

If you have a bit of heirloom wood stocked up, you can use the double rake recipe in your workshop to get two rakes for the price of one.

GIVING AND RECEIVING
Although I have advocated using your mailbox to send a free gift of water to your neighbors each day, Free Water Day is the one day when this won't be necessary.  On this day, please be sure to send your neighbors a free gift of fertilizer instead.  Sending your neighbors water on Free Water Day would just be dumb.  You don't want to look dumb, do you?  'Course not.  Send fertilizer.

If you have good neighbors, they will surely reciprocate and send you back some fertilizer too!  On the other hand, if you have not-so-good neighbors, they will send you a wood plank.  Unfriend such neighbors immediately -- You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Of course, if you happen to run out of fertilizer during Free Water Day, you can always ask your friends for some more after adding any reserves you have stored in inventory to your active supply.

Since you can do this once every 18 hours, and since Free Water Day lasts for 24 hours, if you time it right, you can score yourself a sweet double helping of fertilizer.  Math it.

PLOTS, FIELDS, CROPS & TREES

You're going to want to maximize the space on your farm to accommodate as many plots and trees as possible.

So expunge all superfluous decorations from your farm, except for your Cornfish God shrine, for it is sacred and will spiritually ensure bountiful harvests.

You probably spent a lot of time and effort decorating your farm, so storing all those lovely decorations in your inventory is bound to sting a little bit.  But this is Free Water Day, and you need room to grow.  So bite the bullet.

On June 10th you can get rid of all these extra plots and redecorate your farm if you want.  It was long overdue for a fresh new look anyway, wasn't it?

FIELD OF DREAMS

The new Big Harvest fields should prove especially beneficial on Free Water Day for several reasons, so I would recommend that you buy as many of these as you can afford and upgrade them as far as you are able.

Here are some of the ways fields can benefit you on Free Water Day:

1. Space-saving.  With a field you can fit five plots in the same space as four.  So this will help you get more crops and trees on the ground during Free Water Day.

2. Time-saving.  With fields you can plant, water, fertilize and harvest 5 plots at once.  So it's 5 times faster than a standard plot in every imaginable way.  Celerity will be absolutely key to getting the most out of Free Water Day, so this is a biggie.

3. Bonus-producing.  Each successive field level yields a +1 bonus crop.  So planting and fertilizing 5 tomato crops in a level 1 field will give you 11 tomatoes upon harvest.  A level 5 field would yield 15 tomatoes.  That's 5 extra tomatoes!  Imagine how many BLT's you could make with that.

4. There might be a fourth benefit to fields, but it currently eludes me.  Oh yeah, your bees will fertilize 5 crops instead of just 4 by using them on a field.  So that's pretty cool I guess.  Also, according to something I just noticed in the graphic below, fields apparently help you master faster.  Now that I know that I'll be growing all my pesky radishes in fields.  See, I'm learning new stuff too!

I only have 9 fields at the moment because I squandered all my favors on other silly things.  I regret that now.  Don't be like me.  Buy and upgrade many fields.

MONEY CROPS

The stars of the show on Free Water Day are going to be your six 1 and 2 minute crops:  Tomato, Blueberry, Corn, Radish, Blackberry, Turnip.  Look at them.  Aren't they gorgeous?

Grow them all and stock up on as much of each as you can, but you may wish to give some extra attention to certain ones.  Namely, those of which you have not fully mastered, and/or those which will help you complete some pending Big Harvest orders and/or those which are the most popular recipe ingredients (all but Radish and Blackberry).  Coincidentally, it appears that those two least popular crops are the ones I'm going to need to grow the most of to master.  Oh well.

Once your mouse-hand starts getting numb, or you grow sleepy or hungry, you're going to need to take a break.  Depending on how long you plan to be away from your computer, consider planting some short-term crops in the one to four hour range before you go.  

1HR: In the 1 hour category you have Rye or Chickpea to choose from.

2HR: Two hour crops include Chardonnay Grapes, Ginger, Squash, Barley, Mint and Cassava.

4HR: And four hour crops are Wheat, Eggplant, Spinach, Quinoa and Azuki Bean.

WATER CROPS

You're kidding, right?  It's FREE WATER DAY!  Forget about water crops!

In fact, you should probably just delete all your river plots until after Free Water Day is over so none of your visitors get any bright ideas. 

TREES

As soon as the free water starts flowing, water all your groves and trees.  Pull as many elders out of your inventory that will fit on your farm and water those too.

I could go on and on about which trees are best to water (rubber and wood) and stuff like that, but I'm tired of typing this thing and I just want to go prepare my own farm now.  So suffice it to say:

W A T E R   E V E R Y T H I N G ! ! !

It's Free Water day, after all.  Whip out all them trees and get 'em wet!

SPRINKLERS

I dunno, it's up to you I guess.  Probably save you some time watering crops.  Do what you want.  I don't think anyone has read this far down anyway.

FERTILIZER PLANE

This thing will probably save you some time too, fertilizing nine crops at once.  Plus it gives you a chance to win some bonus fertilizer, so go for it.  It's not like you're going to be needing the fuel for your crop dryer on Free Water Day, right?

LAST MINUTE PREPARATIONS

You only have a few more things to do in the final hours leading up to Free Water Day in order to be fully prepared.  These last minute preparations will be more about preparing your life than your farm.

CALL IN SICK

First thing you're going to want to do is call in sick for work.  Are you seriously going to want to spend 8+ hours at work while all your friends are at home enjoying their unlimited free water?  Heck no.  

If you're the guilty-feeling type who doesn't like to lie to your boss, just tell them you have been diagnosed with Hydrocephalus (also known as "water on the brain.")  It's true, right?  Because Free Water Day is all you will be able to think about for the next 24 hours!

GET RID OF YOUR FAMILY

Family is nice to have around sometimes so you don't get too lonely, but on free water day they are just going to bug the hell out of you with all their "wants" and "needs" and "love" and "attention."  Gah!  Who needs that crap?  Get rid of them!

Send your spouse on a little vacation; perhaps a nice relaxing cruise.

Next, drop the kids off at a neighbor's house.  They say it takes a village to raise a child, so any nearby doorstep will do.

REST UP FOR THE BIG DAY

Next thing you want to do is take a little cat nap or two.  You're going to be up all night farming like you've never farmed before, so you need to get all the rest you can get beforehand.

Doesn't matter where you do it, just grab a few precious Z's and you'll be good as new.  But just don't forget to set your alarm cock first.  You wouldn't want to oversleep and miss Free Water Day!

IT'S ALMOST GAME TIME!

Once you awaken from your nap, it's time to get serious.  Free Water Day is going to begin any moment now.  So brew a big strong cup of coffee...

...and maybe even take some NO DOZ to help you stay awake.

Lastly, post a message on Facebook to warn your friends of what will happen if they try and water any of your crops on Free Water Day:

Oh that reminds me, if you're the poetic type, I made some nice little graphics you can download and post on your Facebook.  Just right click these and then select "Save image as..." to grab a copy for yourself.

CONCLUSION

Well, I think that pretty much covers everything, except for all the stuff I probably forgot to cover.  So if I missed anything, or if you have your own cool Free Water Day tips, feel free to post them in the comments section below.

I hope that you enjoyed these little tips, and I wish you all a wonderful Free Water Day!

Please note:  No animals were harmed in the making of this blog post.  

(But several farmhands were mercilessly incinerated.)

UPDATE:  I posted a small update to this post on June 9 at ~4pm PST with a few random FWD thoughts.  You can find it here:  Head Above Water.