101 Uses for a Useless Gazebo

Someone recently won a gazebo and posted a message asking what to do with it.  I try to be a helpful dude and stuff, so I offered some suggestions.  

Unfortunately, I could only think of four things to do with a useless gazebo.

You could ship it to a neighbor's farm COD and watch their hilarious reaction when they find out they have to pay for it.

You could hang it from your gold chain to create a stylish bling-zebo fashion accessory.

You could blast it off into space, to boldly go where no gazebo has gone before!

You could try using it as a gazeboat, but it is probably not seaworthy.

I thought it might be interesting to see if we, working together as a team, could come up with 97 more uses for a useless gazebo.

Can you think of another use for a useless gazebo that hasn't already been mentioned here?  If so, please post your idea in the comment section below and I will do my best to make it happen!

Thank you, my fellow gazebo-loving friends!  Together we will find...

101 USES FOR A

USELESS GAZEBO!