Zyngwellian Surveillance

#31

This is the thirty-first installment of Friday Facebook Foto Fun, where every Friday or so we have some fun with a random comment or picture that someone recently posted, shared or sent me on Facebook.

Junior Jedis

#30

This is the thirtieth installment of Friday Facebook Foto Fun, where every Friday we have fun with a new picture that one of my friends recently posted, shared or sent me on Facebook.

Happy Star Wars Day

Just making a brief post to wish everyone a happy #‎StarWarsDay‬!  Carlos and I were cosplaying in the garden this morning, but he said he couldn't see out of his stormtrooper helmet and ruined all the fun.  Now the darn thing is stuck and we can't get his head out of it.  I offered to use my lightsaber to cut it off, but he wouldn't let me for some reason.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I'm supposed to remind everyone to pick up the June issue of Vanity Fair.  It hits newsstands nationwide on Tuesday, May 12. Carlos and I were interviewed about our starring roles in the upcoming new movie, Farm Wars: The Bacon Awakens. We're also featured on the cover!

Exciting stuff!

Happy World Naked Gardening Day!

Just want to wish everyone a happy ‪#‎WorldNakedGardeningDay‬! So drop your clothes and pick up a hose! Expose your tush and trim your bush! Pull up a weed and plant your seed!

Lost Lion

#29

This is the twenty-ninth installment of Friday Facebook Foto Fun, where the third Friday of every seventh leap year we have fun with a new picture that one of my friends recently posted, shared or sent me on Facebook.

 

Finger Lickin' Good!

Just got today's new quest, and boy what a surprise.  This marks quite a departure from the usual quests we get, as well as FV2's long-standing taboo against animal consumption.  Although some would argue that they already crossed that line with the introduction of fishing and seafood recipes.  So I guess that was the first step, and fried chicken is the second.  

Clearly Zynga intends to gently ease us into a new omnivory era of farming by allowing us to feed upon small-at-first, then increasingly larger creatures.  As a staunch supporter of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals), I am totally OK with this.  

Indeed, I can hardly wait for the day they give us an abattoir to place on our farms.  I will finally be able to put all those juicy animals in my pasture to good use!

The KFC promotional tie-in was a smart move too.  I am already craving fried chicken and I haven't even finished building my chicken frying machine yet.  Just feast your eyes on those crispy golden brown pieces of tender, succulent chicken.

Mmmmmm.  So tantalizing, my mouth is watering.  I wonder if KFC paid Zynga for their product placement with cash or free fried chicken?  The latter is clearly the superior option.  All I know is the people at Popeyes and El Pollo Loco must be kicking themselves right now for not beating KFC to the punch on this brilliant alliance with Zynga.  Score another victory for the colonel!

Race Horse

#28

This is the twenty-eighth installment of Friday Facebook Foto Fun, where once in a blue moon every Friday we have fun with a new picture that one of my friends recently posted, shared or sent me on Facebook.